Everything's breaking!
My speakers are pretty fucked too. Only one of the works.
My desk is falling apart.
There's a hole in my wall.
I have cupboards with no knobs.
I have a window with a bad draught.
My posters are all ripped.
My carpet is stained to fuck with all kinds, including blood - not good on an orange carpet.
My TV doesn't show all of the picture.
My Psion is pretty much dead.
Yeah, this isn't a very good bedroom.