Insted, how about this...
"Over the years, Family Fortunes has spawned some of the silliest game show answers ever. Here are some of the best of the worst responses...
Q: Name something you might put on jacket potatoes,
A: Jam
Q: Name someone who works with microchips.
A: A fish fryer.
Q: Name a place where you wouldn't expect to meet a nun.
A: A brothel.
Q: Name a weapon used in the board game Cluedo.
A: Dice.
Q: A game you would play in the bath.
A: Scuba Diving.
Q: A place you would keep a pen.
A: The zoo.
Q: Something you shovel.
A: A hole.
Q: A famous Arthur
A: Shakespeare.(She thought he said author).
Q: Name something you associate with the sea.
A: A coffin.
Q: Name an occupation where you might use a torch.
A: Burglary.
Q: Name something people take with them to the beach.
A: Turkey
Q: Name a non-living object that has teeth.
A: A plant.
Q: Name something that might frighten Dracula.
A: Bob Monkhouse.
Q: Name something associated with the X Files.
A: A television.
Q: What should a girl know about a man before she marries him.
A: His name.
Q: Something you wouldn't try on a train.
A: Sex.
Q: A part of the body everyone has only one of.
A: Big toe.
Q: Name a polite name or phrase people use to curse.
A: Bugger.
Q: Name an article of clothing a woman might borrow from a man.
A: Underpants.
Q: Name something associated with the three bears.
A: Red Riding Hood.
Q: Something people take from hotels as a souvenir.
A: The lamps.
Q: Something you would keep in a garden shed.
A: A gardener.
Q: Name something you might hide in your sock while swimming.
A: Your legs.
Q: Something associated with the rain.
A: Water.
Q: Something people have more than two of on their body.
A: Arms.
Q: Name one of Harry Enfield's characters.
A: Sooty.
Q: Name something a dentist says.
A: Just a small prick.
Q: Name a way of communicating ove the telephone.
A: 24-hour parcel post.
Q: Something that people make into a ball.
A: Eggs.
Q: Name someone associated with the city of Liverpool
A: Yellow Brick Road.
Q: Something associated with pigs.
A: Police."
Hope you enjoyed.
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