See, I told you I'd end up not going to town. I couldn't be bothered.

So, instead, I've sat here all day since about 1pm.

I can't be bothered with long winded explanations so here's a few bullet points...

It's strange, but very welcomed - Lisa is now talking to me at long last.

My job as a kitchen fitter resumes tomorrow.

Liam has a another business idea.

I'm feeling horny.

I'm feeling hungry.

5:07pm